Top 10 Signs You Got A Bad Xmas Tree
10. It's two feet tall and 40 feet wide.
9. Salesman's opening line: "You're not a cop, are you?"
8. It looks suspiciously like a broom handle with a lot of coat hangers stuck to it.
7. While you sleep, it gets liquored up and takes the family caravan for a joy ride.
6. Each branch has a "Duraflame" sign printed on it.
5. Keeps heckling while you try to do a lame top 10 list.
4. It's very small and says "Air Freshener" on it.
3. Rabbis have better Christmas trees than yours.
2. Some guy named Mujibur put a cheap Statue of Liberty trinket on top of it.
1. It's constantly bragging about its "trunk size."

John & David!
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital.
One day, John suddenly dived into the deep end of the swimming pool.
David jumped in and saved him, and the medical director came to know of his heroic act..
He immediately order David to be discharged from the Mental Hospital as he is OK.
Doctor: We have good news and bad news for you, David. The good news is that we are going to discharge you because you have regained your senses, since you are able to jump in and save another patient you are now a normal person. The bad news is that, the patient Mr. John, whom you have saved, hung himself in the toilet, and died.
David: Doctor, he didn't hang himself. I hung him there to dry !

Woman
There is same words in following sentences.
Analize the meaning of given sentences and let me
know which sentence do you think appropriate?

Woman, without her man is nothing.
Woman, without her, man is nothing.
Woman, without her man ,is nothing.