The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed.Today I'll know better,so I'll write it in my letter.In my bed I've seen so many faces,so I'll fuck you at different places

-Sex is good,sex is funny, all the people fuck for money!If you think love is funny, fuck yourself and safe the money!!!

-What is de maximum speed during sex- .... 68, because at 69 you go overturn!

-A good neighbour is better dan an inflatable doll !

-God created the world in SIX days But it took him centuries... to come up with someone...as "HOT" ... as "SEXY" ... as "Fuckable" ... *..As "YOU!" .. *

-Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!

-What is the smallest airplane in the world,a cunt... Only one man fits in it, he needs to stand, his luggage stays outside and he still gets off ...

Sex is like Nike, just do it.

Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops.

How does a vagina look before sex - Like a lovely pink rose! And after sex - Ever seen a Bulldog eating Mayonaise - -

Kisses blown r kisses wasted.
kisses rnt kisses unless they r tasted.
kisses spread germs and germs r hated.
but u can kiss me baby im vaccinated.